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seriousjones: I’m so ready to be able to legally drink. only eating all these years has left me...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 18:16:21 -0400

I’m so ready to be able to legally drink. only eating all these years has left me very thirsty. I have heard very good things about water

puppetwithapistol:“The Secret Garden” by Bruce Weber for Vogue...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 18:15:55 -0400

puppetwithapistol:

“The Secret Garden” by Bruce Weber for Vogue UK, December 2017.

katzuyas: the day yuuri hears victor speak french on the phone with someone for the first time he...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 18:15:46 -0400

katzuyas:

the day yuuri hears victor speak french on the phone with someone for the first time he just keeps on staring because the words sound alien to his ears but seem so fitting in victor’s mouth and yuuri creeps closer, staring at that mouth he knows so well because it’s amazing: he knows how victor sounds in english, in japanese, in russian, and now? now he knows what victor sounds like in french and what he sounds like in french is irresistible

so as soon as victor hangs up the phone, yuuri is there, kissing that talented mouth senseless bc he’s lost all sense while listening to his incredible fiance talk in the language of love and now, now yuuri feels like doing some loving ~~and victor does NOT protest~~

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Tue, 26 Jun 2018 18:15:34 -0400

reachforthemars: giantscottbakula: feministbatwoman: #thank u...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 18:15:28 -0400

reachforthemars:

giantscottbakula:

feministbatwoman:

#thank u for ur honesty magneto

“Magneto proclaims himself as the supreme gay, but considers that Thor might be gayer.”

Confirmed: magneto is a top but he’d bottom for thor

skrytch: sonicpinballparty: mcbushpig: when i was 8 i drew this comic about two girls kissing and...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 18:15:12 -0400

skrytch:

sonicpinballparty:

mcbushpig:

when i was 8 i drew this comic about two girls kissing and my mom was out raged and i thought it was because my art wasn’t good enough so i kept trying to draw girls kissing and she sent me to therapy and my therapist tried explaining homosexuality to me and i didn’t even know what that had to do with my art skills

social cue misinterpretation level:

Artist

ayellowbirds: archiemcphee: Because sometimes what you need...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 18:14:59 -0400

ayellowbirds:

archiemcphee:

Because sometimes what you need most is to watch a baby armadillo named Spock, yes, Spock (look at those wee Vulcan ears!), lapping up milk from a teeny-tiny bowl at Zoo Wroclaw in Poland:

After Spock’s mom, Hermonia, showed no interest in her newborn pup, zookeepers jumped in to raise him by hand. It took the keepers a little while to successfully get Spock to nurse because he wouldn’t drink from a bottle or an eyedropper. This tiny red bowl, however, turned out to be just right. By the time Spock reached 6 weeks old, he’d already tripled his weight.

Head over to ZooBorns to learn more about Southern Three-banded Armadillos and Spock the armadillo pup.

[via ZooBorns]

best, cutest ball.

1nd2rd3st: ridge: do you ever pretend like you didn’t see something so the other person doesn’t...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 18:14:37 -0400

1nd2rd3st:

ridge:

do you ever pretend like you didn’t see something so the other person doesn’t feel embarrassed

495,571 people whose mama taught them right

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Tue, 26 Jun 2018 18:14:10 -0400

unfollowfriday: customer: hey i’d like to return this item me:

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 18:14:06 -0400

unfollowfriday:

customer: hey i’d like to return this item

me:

Spell out the first letter of each emoji:

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 18:13:58 -0400

cooltoy101:

thatpettyblackgirl:

🎣 ☂️ 🚗 🔑 🌳🚀☂️ 🏅✈️

Same here bitch

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Tue, 26 Jun 2018 18:13:36 -0400

mitten: i’m byesexual as in bye don’t touch me

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 18:13:31 -0400

mitten:

i’m byesexual as in bye don’t touch me

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Tue, 26 Jun 2018 18:13:21 -0400

wonderytho: me irl

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 18:12:53 -0400

wonderytho:

me irl

orchestraordie: orchestraordie: guys at my university I have a part time job where my sole...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 13:41:00 -0400

orchestraordie:

orchestraordie:

guys at my university I have a part time job where my sole responsibility is filling up the piano humidifaction systems with water

I literally am a piano waterer & tbh I kinda feel like I’m thriving

I feel like I need to add that I carry around this water jug that kinda looks like a regular watering can and when people ask me what I’m doing I just say “watering the pianos” and walk away

uristmcdorf: seshrat: seshrat: so the cah pride pack has options for buying it “with glitter"...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 13:07:35 -0400

uristmcdorf:

seshrat:

seshrat:

so the cah pride pack has options for buying it “with glitter" and “without glitter” and knowing cards against humanity they just tip like 3 tablespoons of fucking glitter into the pack of cards and send it out

this is absolutely what they’ve done

I did it to myself so you don’t have to

send help

russdom: forestwildflower: thenatsdorf: Keanu Thieves (via...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 13:07:24 -0400

russdom:

forestwildflower:

thenatsdorf:

Keanu Thieves (via mushroombirdornaments)

The people running after him makes it funnier

HE LOOKS SO HAPPY

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Tue, 26 Jun 2018 11:18:37 -0400

gahdamnpunk: THE LINK reblog please, this might save someone’s...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 10:17:54 -0400

gahdamnpunk:

THE LINK

reblog please, this might save someone’s life!!