if you tip your pizza delivery driver $10 or more they’ll remember your house and offer you protection from mirror world delivery drivers (shadow pizza hut, evil dominos, little caesers)
someone post the “we got another one” post from the /fit/ thread about the guy working out and becoming gay
i hate straight men but the most homophobic people on the planet look like this
if u sit near her in class she’ll snapchat a selfie captioned “dykes are soooo obsessed w me 😩 john 3:16” and make sure u can see her screen
anybody who over 5'5: I hate ur giraffe looking, shrek jumbo size, t-rex looking, palm tree looking musty ass
need a stool? I couldn’t hear you all the way down there
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